Friday, January 16, 2009

Spaaaaa....AH!

Last night marked the second time we visited the local spa. Let me rephrase that...Last night marked the second time we visited the water wonderland replete with equipment to fill all your water massaging, spa soaking, steam room steaming, lap swimming, water slide sliding, ginger tea drinking, lavender and orange-scented hot tub soaking needs. Seriously, if you think it would be relaxing and good for your body and it has to do with water in any of its various forms, this place definitely has it...and lots of it!

How do you like the requisite swimcaps? A bright metallic blue one with gold and silver spots now calls my closet home. I think this may turn into a Saturday tradition for some of us. After spending the day biking close to 15 miles all while gaining approximately 1,500 feet in elevation, the spa sure felt like heaven.

The lady at the front desk probably thought so as well. I don't think I've ever been one to be ashamed of changing my clothes in front of other people at swimming places. Everyone has to do it, so it seems normal, right? Well, with absolutely no sense of trepidation I proceeded to disrobe and put on my swimsuit when my Taiwanese friend came running into the locker room to warn me about not doing so next time. He pointed to the corner of the room where the wall meets the ceiling where resided a small black globe. Yes, it was a camera. Supposedly they had a theft problem last week and decided to monitor the first compartment where people are drying their hair ONLY. I didn't know I was supposed to use a changing room! Let's hope the hoards of people gathered around the front desk didn't notice the prominently displayed security televisions with the not so prominently displayed naked white man!

This is one of the 4 orange farmers we met on our little bike adventure. I don't know if its because I told them that Dad is a dairy farmer and they then felt some sort of farmer connection, but all of them gave us tons of oranges. They were SO NICE! and patient with my attempts at Chinese. People seem to be very flattered that I am actually making an attempt and have been extremely helpful when I've practiced with them.


One of the casualties of the bike path. This grasshopper was literally the size of my face!


We explored this very ornate Buddhist Temple after descending from the monstrous hill we climbed. We felt we deserved a little break.


Aren't we a cute couple?

It was relaxing and refreshing to be out in the countryside with all of the farms and orchards. We stopped at a hot dog stand on the way home and the vendors suggested we take a few cloves of raw garlic to eat with our dogs. Mom, this is for you...I ate a whole one plain and then another one intermittently between bites of my hot dog. C'mon...you know you love it!

6 comments:

  1. WoW Daney! So you are a male stripper in Taiwan huh? You naughty boy! Ha that is SO funny!
    I would like to hear more about you driving a scooter on the streets. If the streets of Taiwan are anything like the streets in China, you had to have been scared or thrilled out of your mind! Was that a rush or what?
    That cute farmer guy is so cute!
    I think it's wonderful that you are practicing your mandarin. I think that anyone appreciates an honest effort! You are the best!
    loves!
    bi....gotry (look it up if you don't know)

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  2. I like the wedding announcement-type picture. I always say, when you are in scenic place with someone of the opposite sex whom you could possibly marry in the future. Just take a photo incase, then you've got that out of the way. I have several of those photos. So far no takers on the actually wedding, but I think it's going to pay off some day!

    Follow your taiwanese dreams!

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  3. This is embarrassing, but I must speak my mind. Your bike ride day would have made the perfect Pokemon episode. I think there is one similar to it so that's where I made the connection. Let's re-write your story in Pikachu terms. You and your Pokemon-loving friends decide to go on a lovely bike ride to a mystical water spa. How relaxing right? On your way, you periodicaly stop to smell the roses, or in your case the oranges. Old farmers wearing smiles and funny hats give you the frangrant fruit by the bushel. They are tasty oranges. Then a plague of locusts comes to devour your hard-earned oranges. You catch it with your bear(bear lol) hands and hold it up to your face for a picture, then put it in a poke ball. You stop at an ancient buddist temple shrouded in a mysterious auora to save the world. In turn, you save it. Then you end your biking trip at the spa and display yourself in the nude on camera consequently becoming a porn star. Gosh, what a pokemonish day. It sounded real fun exepct for maybe the raw garlic. Even a big chunk of cooked garlic is overwhelming. You all look great in your handicaps(I mean swimcaps that don't make you look the least bit special). Lots of luck and loves. (I'm not Soh Fyne anymore. I got in a moped accident and busted up my face, so now I simply go by -Wade.)

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  4. Danneee!!!
    stoy super feliz de ver ke estas vivo!
    habia olvidado ke tenias este blog!
    y ahora ke lo leo veo ke bien la estas pasando
    and im so happy 4 u!!!
    oo dane you're having so good times and now
    im watching taiwan through your eyes!!! btw
    dane how do u find me on skype and why im always tratando de hablarte y tu nada de nada!!
    dane im so happy y estoy mejorando mi ingles con tus posts en el blog....... amigoo cuanto duraras en taiwann??? ahh kisiera ir allí...
    estas comiendo tanto como lo hacias en alaska??
    uhmmmmm creo ke si jjiji
    tan bien funnies your pictures and i hope
    we gonna talk soon on skype
    your friend 4 eveeeerr
    keilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    pdd dane toi aprendiendo ruso
    a ke no sabes ke significa:
    мьвняатмьняатмь
    ьмявн ЗДЬЯ
    hahaha if u dont know me tampoco
    aaaa otra cosa kathia te manda saludos
    y quiere saber como encontramos en youtube
    ese video del chico y su primera clase de espa;ol, recuerdas cual es?? bye
    muaaaaaaaa

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  5. pdd, no confio en ti
    i cant because u dont have a moustache
    jajjaj
    your looking so cute in your picture
    with taiwanese girlfriends in alaska
    ajjajaj

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  6. Dane!!! I love your adventures, your reflections inspire me! Keep diving in over there, there is so much to learn! I bet you are just the biggest blessing to those kids! Do you have skype?
    Keep living the dream my friend!

    Jenna

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